Pompous Ass Smoky Reaper Blend Hot Sauce
WARNING: This is not just any Hot Sauce! It's better than that. MUCH BETTER! This blend of Carolina Reaper, Bhut Jolokia (Ghost), Habanero, Guajillo, Jalapeno, Ancho and Chipotle peppers is hot... VERY HOT! This warning is not targeted at you, you would not be able to handle the heat and rich robust flavour of this hot sauce. You would be better off to go buy one of those hot sauces you can put on ANYTHING. The kind with big budget ad campaigns and little old ladies trying to fool you into believing that a REAL hot sauce could be handled by anyone on anything. This sauce is just not for you, you just couldn't handle it. ACCEPT IT!
Perhaps you're mouthing the words as you read this thinking to yourself that you better put the bottle back and hope that no one sees you. It's OK, we knew you would.